Deep Thoughts by Rawpimple

[Rawpimple]

Ever wonder why when you first start out banging a girl you can say the most crazy, sexual, degrading thing and you looked at so positively.

Like for example when you are standing up and a chick is giving you a BJ and you say: "Ohhhhh baby look into my eyes as I shoot my load all over you"

However

Fast foward the relationship to a couple of years with the same girl and you say the same exact things you said earlier and you are gross, and insensitive.

 

[Boxslayer]

For real, B.

I cant even smack that ass anymore without getting a strange look.

 

[WCBias]

Wow, I was just thinking about this very thing this morning when I was jerking off to some internet porn.

I still smack it (she hits back anyway), but she's not real fond of anal anymore. Unless of course she is shitface drunk, then anything goes because she won't remember, she just knows her ass is sore.

 

[HinesWard86]

Thought this first said Deep Throat by Rawpimple

 

[Rawpimple]

Wow, I was just thinking about this very thing this morning when I was jerking off to some internet porn.

I still smack it (she hits back anyway), but she's not real fond of anal anymore. Unless of course she is shitface drunk, then anything goes because she won't remember, she just knows her ass is sore.

Can I come over? I'll bring a 6 pack. :drink: :drink: :drink:

 

[WCBias]

Can I come over? I'll bring a 6 pack. :drink: :drink: :drink:

You really want to watch me jerk off?

 

[HinesWard86]

You really want to watch me jerk off?

$5 to see it, $10 to watch him cum

 

[Boxslayer]

By the way Pimple, you know why this little deep thought is true?

Your woman doesnt respect you. You aint the alpha anymore buddy. When she first met you, she thought you were mysertious probably, and was attracted to you, and didnt mind being humiliated by you, because she basically looked up to you.

Now, for every moment that you are on the computer, posting bullshit like a computer nerd, she looks over at you by herslef thinking how the fuck she could be humiliated by such a loser. Thats why she doesnt let it happen anymore. She doesnt respect you. And if she doesnt respect you, she sure as hell wont allow herself to be humiliated by you.

Time to find a new one that you can fool for a few years. And the cycle continues...

 

[WCBias]

By the way Pimple, you know why this little deep thought is true?

Your woman doesnt respect you. You aint the alpha anymore buddy. When she first met you, she thought you were mysertious probably, and was attracted to you, and didnt mind being humiliated by you, because she basically looked up to you.

Now, for every moment that you are on the computer, posting bullshit like a computer nerd, she looks over at you by herslef thinking how the fuck she could be humiliated by such a loser. Thats why she doesnt let it happen anymore. She doesnt respect you. And if she doesnt respect you, she sure as hell wont allow herself to be humiliated by you.

Time to find a new one that you can fool for a few years. And the cycle continues...

She passes judgement while switching between E entertainment TV and Inside Edition, all the while reading this months Elle, Glamour, and Cosmopolatan, learning for the 86th time in the past 3 years how to achieve a bigger and better orgasm....EVERY time.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

It's revelations like these that validate one of my theories on relationships/women even more: A man must beat the shit out of his woman on a regular basis. Otherwise, all hell will break loose, as evidenced by these fine gentlemen's significant others' regression of attitude in the sack.

It also(although maybe to a lesser degree) validates another of my theories: Man doesn't need a woman...he only needs a corpse.

 

[passingthewind]

Homo say what?

 

[Boxslayer]

She passes judgement while switching between E entertainment TV and Inside Edition, all the while reading this months Elle, Glamour, and Cosmopolatan, learning for the 86th time in the past 3 years how to achieve a bigger and better orgasm....EVERY time.

So true.

 

[Boxslayer]

It's revelations like these that validate one of my theories on relationships/women even more: A man must beat the shit out of his woman on a regular basis. Otherwise, all hell will break loose, as evidenced by these fine gentlemen's significant others' regression of attitude in the sack.

It also(although maybe to a lesser degree) validates another of my theories: Man doesn't need a woman...he only needs a corpse.

Even more true.

I yell at my bitch once a week, particularly if she tries to tell me to do something, I'm like : "Stop tryin to tell me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She quickly shuts up.

If you let her run all over you, she will. And she'll keep testing her boundaries and try it over and over and over, but you have to keep putting your foot down.

With a corpse, it would be so much easier. Doggystyle would be tough though. Keeping her balanced and all so she doesnt fall over.

 

[Sharps11]

that was a good read